I found my favorite vine ever
I swear, I will do this every single time one of my little brothers graduates from somewhere.
Girls with titty stretchmarks that like to wear low-cut shirts and shit. «««
IT IS NOT THE WAVE. WEAR A TURTLENECK.
you sound really flat chested
SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY
a map of america drawn from memory
i live in america and this is completely accurate
In physics the other day my teacher started having this coughing fit
so he says ‘I THINK SATAN IS CHOKING ME’
and I just went ‘Sorry’ and he stopped coughing
omg I think everyone in my class is terrified now.
i am still laughing at this from like twenty minutes ago
“Can I ask you something?”
The single scariest phrase in the english language, guaranteed to make your heart drop
right behind “we need to talk”
i don’t care how long it takes
sooner or later, my family will have to look out the window
My girlfriend got charged for beastiality because I’m an animal in bed