fatblackpeople:

I found my favorite vine ever

thefunniestpost:

librarian-byday:

I swear, I will do this every single time one of my little brothers graduates from somewhere.

Hysterical!

salechienne:

pussymitosis:

tsarcasm:

like-a-ph0enixx:

Girls with titty stretchmarks that like to wear low-cut shirts and shit. «««

IT IS NOT THE WAVE. WEAR A TURTLENECK.

you sound really flat chested

Girl..

BYEEE

teenytigress:

SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY

ohioisloko:

ceeberoni:

neopreps:

a map of america drawn from memory

yeah

i live in america and this is completely accurate

aepicstranger:

thisretrodreamisneverending:

In physics the other day my teacher started having this coughing fit

so he says ‘I THINK SATAN IS CHOKING ME’

and I just went ‘Sorry’ and he stopped coughing

omg I think everyone in my class is terrified now.

i am still laughing at this from like twenty minutes ago

dearmisswhite:

crazyboutthemwranglerjeans:

“Can I ask you something?”

The single scariest phrase in the english language, guaranteed to make your heart drop

right behind “we need to talk”

such-lovely-chaos:

i don’t care how long it takes

sooner or later, my family will have to look out the window

interweber:

http://toothpastefordinner.com/trolls.php

getoffmybloghoe:

My girlfriend got charged for beastiality because I’m an animal in bed